You don't have the swine flu honey. Why was he saying that?
He said i have the swan flu because my eye was watery & itchy.
Darlin', watery itchy eyes are definately not a symptom of the swine flu. you were probably just having allergy like symptoms.
You mean i'm allergic to something?
Yeah, you're allergic to boys that spread rumors about cute girls.
Whew, at least i don't have the swan flu.
Sweetie, its actually the swine flu, not swan flu.
Ewwww....you mean swine flu like pigs?
You got it.
Mama, I think the swan flu sounds much prettier.